Answer:
Because they have big fingers

This.
It’s old advice that used to work, and it worked very well.

Step 1:
Hold hands under dryer

Step 2:
Wipe hands on shirt

Is that Miss Geist from Clueless?

It could cause “mass layoffs across the federal government.”

Oh yeah he wants this bad. It’s a fast track to getting what he wants. Doge not necessary.

Oh snap! Every link is a dead-end that leads to an advertisement. The Jimmy Kimmel show is actually the only one that’s accurate.

I did look before I commented. It seems geared toward getting discounts of some kind.

What is this? Just another streaming service? Or somehow more specialized as an anti-Disney alternative.

Thoughts and prayers