Are the dumbasses finally getting their China phone? Did the pedophile go to China to spank some children to get the assembly line going? I’ll say this, aside from the stupid red hats, you’ll definitely know who’s a moron when they pull out their phone.
It will probably have a physical, one-touch, “donate now” button, right next to the volume buttons.
No, the volume buttons will also act as “donate now” buttons. And any app always starts with the volume set to max…